bitterdiva

Autobots respond back

I've been battling it out with Yahoo! Mail for the past year trying to get my account that had been compromised back from the festering asshats that infected my computer and doomed me to a life of autobot responses.

Here's the latest retort:

Hello auto-generated robot response! Thank you for sending me yet another email letting me know there are way too many requests to process. It makes me feel special, that warm fuzzy feeling knowing that I'm being looked after while someone has absconded with my account impersonating me letting my family and friends all know how much I love them by giving them tips on how to earn fast cash, grow a larger penis and ways to cure loneliness in an adult manner. I only had my account for fourteen years, well thirteen if you consider this past year that my account has been compromised, and this is the first time I have been unsuccessful looking at all the Yahoo! DIY account retrieval steps.

I look forward to hearing from you again autobot, perhaps next time you can send Bumblebee, Prowl or Optimus Prime to help.

09:54 PM

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