bitterdiva

Paranoid void

I hate it when people throw their kids dirty fucking diapers onto the ground outside Target (or Walmart, Price Chopper, Crossgates). It's the most disgusting thing, next to snorting ritalin which is a completely different topic for a rainy day.

I've been at the pinnacle of my bitterness as of late, but unfortunately for you I haven't shared the hate with everyone; just poor K & P. Work sucks, classes are sucky, evenings suck, cold sucks, my computer sucks, and my Darth Vader has erectile dysfunction. No matter how much duct tape or command strips I adhere to him, he simply cannot stay erect. Poopoos is now afraid of him, which all cats should be, since he's Vader, but he'll sit at the edge of my bed staring at his floppiness with his pupils concealing the fluorescent green irises.

My computer is decrapit, not entirely decrepit but crappy enough, and Einstein me complicates the issue by removing the slave drive and allowing the master to be alone. Errors & bsod's later, I decide to reformate & re-install winxp, but that too craps out and win98 also craps out. Which is bloody fantastic since I'm taking a programming class and currently have no computer to do work on.

I'm going home now for some pirate booty.

04:34 PM

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Posted by: Groundzero at February 2, 2004 09:04 PM

Posted by: texasyankee at February 4, 2004 12:36 AM

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