bitterdiva

October 29, 2003

I'll take asinine web development for $1000 Alex

As of Monday, I am my organization’s web manager and I will definitely have my work cut out for me. I’m excited because I got a good raise some where along the lines where I should be getting paid which makes this job significantly less irritating. And it’s something that I enjoy doing.

Last evening in class, I left early since I began to be annoyed by the high-schooler who feels they are god’s gift to web design. Having received word of my promotion to web manager, I tuned them out knowing full well that in the class, it is I who is god’s gift. The most important rule, you design webpages with an editor or Dreamweaver, or any other inferior piece of software – you do not design webpages using Adobe Photoshop. I did not mean GoLive, I meant Photoshop. This person creates webpages using Photoshop’s little slice tool. I will give them credit, know that the little slice tool could do that is intriguing and they are by far superior in Photoshop skills than me, but I know (or attempt to know) a little something about code, computers, and the intarweb.

Our current project is a how to guide in the format of a zine. There are nine of us in the class compiling a page on a topic. The supposed web guru only has to come up with the front page because of their dislike of Dreamweaver’s complexity – or their feeling of the ass backwardness of the software. The other way this person does webpages is through Angelfire, which I still believe really isn’t web programming. It’s nice to be on the other end of the spectrum sitting there saying, that’s not how you do it and knowing the person’s full of excrement.

Right now, I just want to be in bed sleeping. Two nights in a row of getting up at 3 in the morning and switching over into my room is no way to spend a night. I enjoy sleeping with Kris, it makes me feel safe inside, but waking up to the abdominally wrenching crampage wondering if I should go to the hospital because of the severity really annoys me – annoys me after the 800mg of advil kicks in and the pain becomes a mere memory.

I’m skipping out of class this evening for a number of reasons: primarily Angel, secondary to escape torture, tertiary to prepare cream cookie dough for baking tomorrow night. I love Halloweek!!!! I also need to begin decoration preparation.

 

Comments

Dreamweaver is the devil, but anyone who thinks it's complex should have computer illiterate tattooed on their forehead OR the better solution- shut up and learn html (dreamweaver does have a view html feature). Maybe I'm stuck in the past, but html, dhtml, css, php, perl... I do them all by hand. I know exactly how to do 95% of what I want to do without the assistance of a wysiwyg editors of development environments. I love vi and editpad, and you can pry them from my cold dead hands. I must note though that dreamweaver has it's place when you need to maintain large libraries of pure html content- templates!

Posted by: zazen at October 29, 2003 10:52 AM

cream cookie dough, what's that?

Posted by: mersidotes at October 29, 2003 11:20 AM

That should be cream cheese =]

Posted by: bitterdiva at October 29, 2003 11:36 AM

congrats on the new position and raise!!

Posted by: texasyankee at October 29, 2003 04:14 PM

WHOOO---show me the $$$$$!

Posted by: Groundzero at October 30, 2003 09:47 AM

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