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August 07, 2003

What you talkin 'bout Willis?

It appears that Gary Coleman will be running for governor when the voters decide on October 7 whether to recall Gov. Gray Davis and his replacement. The other candidate that I find extremely hilarious is Arnold "The Terminator" Schwarzenegger.

I'll honestly and blatantly state here and now, I'm not a politician, I don't understand politics, and I don't understand Californians. Especially when the news I hear out of CA is either about Bloods & Crips, Hollywood and their quirkiness (including Oxygen bars), earthquakes, and pandas. Pandas are the highlight of California mainly at the San Diego Zoo.

I couldn't honestly have Arnold as a governor, I would think I'd be too freaked out that he'd one day turn into a machine and start killing off all the John Connor's in the state.

As a candidate I would love to see Mr. T as governor. Maybe I should start a campaign for Mr. T as Governor of New York. At least he's fashionable and does something with his hair as opposed to Pataki. And when the legislature comes around to the budget passing time of the year and they're late as usual he can say, "I pity the fool who don't pass a budget" then he can bust out moves A-Team style.

 

Comments

I'm moving to california next month. when I heard the news today, I was less than pleased... (frightened would be more like it). My co-workers are ready to give me the $3,500 and 65 signatures to get on the ballot. It makes about as much sense as the Terminator or Gary Coleman...

Posted by: e at August 7, 2003 02:57 PM

*snort! spraying soda onto computer screen*

Let's hear it for the Handi-wipes!

Posted by: texasyankee at August 7, 2003 04:49 PM

actually, I currently work for budget. I'd have to say, if Mr. T were governor, I think I'd stick around...

Posted by: e at August 7, 2003 07:11 PM

It's not all that strange, Jesse Ventura was a professional wrestler before he was govenor of Minnesota. Fred Thompson was an actor before he was a sentor (and now has gone back to acting), Ronald Regan was an actor as well.

But the scary thing I saw on the news today, is since they have so many people running, and plans to update the punch card voting system wasn't going to be ready before this special election, they are going to have punch cards and a butterfly ballot. Bring on the Chads!

Posted by: Rapunzel at August 13, 2003 03:53 PM

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Posted by: nick at October 9, 2003 11:12 AM

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