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July 19, 2003Project "Throw Shite Out"My mission this weekend is to force myself into throwing the previous years' shite out of my room, thus freeing up space. 75% of my carpeting is clothes, the other is random junk. I forced myself to put my bed in Kris's room in order to get me to see what a shitehole I live in. It's a pretty big shitehole. The plan thus far is simple. If I haven't touched it in the last year, it gets either thrown out or put in the attic. The programming books I don't use, get brought to work with me. All medical supplies and pharmaceuticals get placed into the bathroom where people who are in some sort of shock and pain can be properly healed. The closet will be cleaned out and organized - the tapes and video camera will be put in the attic. My nonfunctioning printer will be put on the street for someone to take to their drug dealer and exchange for crack. The bowling balls will be thrown into the window of the downstairs neighbors if another boisterous party ensues. The cats will be brought to my car along with my computer and Kris and the 5-gallon can of gasoline will be lit to exterminate the infestation of frat boys. Oh wait, that's a dream not a project. One of the two bookshelves will be brought into the bar, thus eliminating an area where I can collect shit. On that bookshelf I will put all the magazines in the living room and all the boardgames in the dining room hanging ontop of the bookshelf there. Then I will put my Chamber of Secrets Professor Snape poster up... the one that I have completely forgotten about for the last 5 months. Then I will have Alan Rickman Posters on all my four walls. There will be much rejoicing and masturbating. Tomorrow the bed will be brought back into my room, on the frame to which I neatly organized all the storage bins. The cats will have their hiding place back and I'll know where all my goodies are. Instead of shelling out money for therapy I will have done a marathon session of cleaning and organizing which equates to the same damn thing. So that we didn't feel completely pent up in the apartment, Kris and I walked to Mahar's and enjoyed a pint. He had the Konig Hefe and I had mer's fav, the Leffe. Bill remarked that if I kick it I would have to deal with mer; if that's some indication on how much Bill really likes mer. I'm just happy when he calls me darling, I don't think he knows my name but I'd rather get a darling than some of the treatment of other customers. 08:30 PM
Commentsooh...the leffe was still? lucky. i am so pleased to hear that i am thought of at mahar's when i am not there. i love bill :) Posted by: mersidotes at July 20, 2003 06:24 PM hmm I'm not sure if I should be getting jealous here... Posted by: LukEchrm at July 21, 2003 10:16 AM It sounds like mahar's is turning into Cheer's for ya'll.
Posted by: Groundzero at July 21, 2003 10:39 AM Bill's like Mr. T: "I pity da foo who drinks all Mer's Leffe!" Posted by: bitterdiva at July 22, 2003 01:35 PM Mahar's is definitely become Cheers-esque. In addition to Bill's comment Saturday, when Kris, Christine and I went on Friday Josh asked where the rest of our gang was, and why Yoda was MIA. Posted by: patd at July 22, 2003 04:59 PM You're a fabulous motivator. :) Makes me want to clean the whole house :) (And I should, really. We have a bar in our basement that could serve as kick-ass-party-central...) Posted by: texasyankee at July 22, 2003 06:26 PM You know, I can't help but be addicted to this site and the way you have a knack for wording everything in such a humourous manner. ". There will be much rejoicing and masturbating." Simply Genious...by all means, keep up the good work. Posted by: Car Shows Gone Wild at July 24, 2003 01:42 PM Yea, Bill is definitely an acquired taste. Once you learn the rules of the bar though, he's good to you. At least, that's what I've determined. Mahar's is the sort of place that certain people won't entirely appreciate, and that's fine by me, because most of the people it excludes wouldn't be my first choice for company anyways. This is all quite interesting to me, as I've recently re-discovered my appreciation for Mahar's, and I'm sure I've been in there at the same time as you and the rest of the people you mention here. So, to drinking with familiar starngers, CHEERS... Posted by: rm at July 31, 2003 02:27 PM Post a comment
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