bitterdiva

Grammatically speaking...

The only clause I enjoy is named Santa.

In this corner with blue hair and a badass temper is xtine, the Bitter Diva. And in the other corner holding his Research Paper Template is Professor, ‘No One Else Uses This’, Nitwit. Opponents are to come out, exchange constructive criticism and the most well developed critique will be forced to back down when the other opponent foolishly retorts with an unfounded statement. Bitches, begin.

BD: “This template has more than one sentence under each heading, I don’t understand where you’re getting this one sentence only from.”
PN: “Oh sure, you just want to put all the blame on me.”
BD: “I don’t believe you are being too descriptive with your explanations of this template honestly speaking.”
PN: “I don’t see any other college in New England handing this template out.”

Prof. Nitwit has smacked Bitterdiva down with his asinine comment. Bitterdiva holds her tongue and looks towards the floor in an uncanny attempt to not retort. She’s turning red ladies and gentlemen, this has got to be one for the annals. Professor Nitwit wins with a HTT (that is of course, Holier than thou) attitude.

In all my experience with academia, I have never witnessed a blatant display of Holier than thou attitude. This professor belittles the class with generalized statements such as that we don’t know how to read, we couldn’t write a paper ever other week if he asked us to, and we plagiarize all the time. I mean, he was asking for synonyms for changing in the context of a changing career. I gave him transmogrifying and he told me it was too William Buckley-ish for the class. So apparently, I can’t read, can’t write, plagiarize all the time, but my vocabulary is too developed for the other plebeians he’s teaching. I think it’s time that I bring back Mr. Cassette Recorder and start writing down all the insults thrown at the class.

09:31 AM

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