bitterdiva

You've smoked yourself retarded

I'm actually being diligent with my work, catching up on all the shizzit that I've been putting off and some dumb bitch messages me:
"Are you bi" and I'm thinking, wow forget any pleasantries, let's go straight for what's important, so I decide to fuck with her mind.
"I am bipedal," I respond thinking maybe that would get a chuckle but no apparently education is lost on some people.
"Huh what does that mean," she replies back to me. I hang my head in shame. What I thought might've been a hysterical response turns to to be wasted on a lame brain girl looking for a little muff action.
"It means I walk on two feet," I close the chat window contemplate humanity's waste of space and brain cells and return to doing work. Sometimes I don't even know why I try.

10:29 AM

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Posted by: Kristian at December 6, 2002 10:59 PM

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