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Satan, Satan, Satan!!

There’s a local radio station, WJIV, whose format is some holy shit. In fact there isn’t just one, but three radio stations broadcasting various God stuff. It seems that when I hit the seek button it never fails to land on these stations every other normal one. So yesterday when I was driving for the third time to pick up my portfolio I heard Satan and listened. I mean, come on, it can’t be all that bad if they’re talking about Satan and besides it most likely will be highly amusing.

The woman (I had thought it was just a guy with a really bad southern accent) was talking about: How to be burnt but not bitter or some bullshit like that. Her name is Joyce Meyer and she has a website . I highly recommend going there if you need a laugh; the goon on the front page had me going for quite a while. So her whole point of this sermon was that being offended is Satan’s work. You shouldn’t allow others to offend you, that’s just Satan trying to bring you farther away from God. Instead, you should thank them for bringing you closer to God and that you aren’t upset with the person because they’re being influenced by a power mightier than them.

She compares interactions among society with a body part metaphor, it’s like armpits and noses, sometimes they just don’t get along. Some people just don’t get along and that’s okay. Which I completely understand, I mean the world is full of archenemies, Marla Singers, and various odd couples. But to say that some person is a jackass because they’re being influenced by Satan, himself, is absolutely ludicrous. It’s deflecting the blame of the asshole onto some supernatural being because you believe in a good and bad deity. That’s like saying, we should all love Adolph, Mao, Benito, and Pol because they weren’t bad, Satan just misguided them. Satan Schmatan. They were sadistic fucks who enjoyed harming people. That’s it there is no Satan, they weren’t influenced, and I highly doubt that each of them reneged their previous stance on their deathbeds.

The last part of the show was about how self-pity was idolatry; you’re putting yourself up on a pedestal and disregarding God. So all you depressed God whores who think you’re holier than thou, shut up and go say a prayer. Your hypocrisy is annoying, you sick narcissistic fuck.

04:10 PM

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