bitterdiva

Happy Birthday Patsy

Feliz Cumpleaños, Herzlich Geburtstag Patrick!

Now on to my bitching. I have a candy dish that sits atop of my cubicle ledge. I have bought various candies to place in side because I think the day goes by better when you have a piece of chocolate. There are some jerkoffs in my building that every time they pass the dish their hand uncontrollably creeps towards it until fingers are pulling out a sad little piece of chocolate. They are drawn to it like the One Ring, they lack the will to simply let the urge pass. And the candy dish gets emptier.

Then there are those who constantly need to remark on how I keep restocking the candy dish. "Why do you have all this candy, do you bring it from home?" I'm a nice person when I want to be and I go out of my way to bring in a little happy chemical pleansantry into your life and you make some half-assed innuendo that I am a choco-holic. But this person is already on my shiznit list because when talking to my co-worker about her trip to germany and england I got 5 minutes of conversation before he sidled up to us and barged in on the conversation.

Why are people so inconsiderate? Anyways, I'm outtie... have a good one folks.

04:27 PM

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