Feliz Navidad
Twas the day before Christmas and all throughout Albany
Every person was freaking because xmas will be snowy
Now Kris and now Pat will be heading out
They’re families grumpy about driving no doubt
My family is worried for they get it worst of all
They’ll be traveling from New Haven in a white winter wall
But bro has his Yukon for this single purpose
And sis will be sleeping or bitching will be in surplus
I will be baking, no not with that Hobbit weed
It will be of breads, cranberry orange and lemon poppy seed
The presents will be placed under my sci-fi decorated tree
I’ll add Benjamin Sisko, my $3 bargain with immense trekkie glee
We’ll have mashed potatoes, carrots and that crazy roast beast
A wonderful time with my family this xmas feast
The snow if not a deterrent will be a nice touch
As we all groan and yell we ate too damn much
Now my family and Pat’s family, and Kris’s mom too
Will all come together and enjoy Pat’s tiramisu
And if the weather and roads aren’t too damn bad
We’ll load up the cars to go see Saruman go mad
With hobbits, and orcs, elves and those men
A battle no doubt and a cliffhanger end
We’ll go home and sleep out this crazy winter storm
My one winter wish will be no work in the morn
And to all of you I give you a wish
That you all don’t end up sleeping with the fish
Okay maybe that isn’t the best I could do
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you!
10:06 AM
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