bitterdiva

Cuz it's mah birfday...

... Hot cha cha!

Magnificent! I am having the best birfday I've ever had. My sister has acted like some crazy publicist and various friends and coworkers of hers have sent me cards in the mail, e-mails, and e-cards. I'm feeling special, as well as I should because I am.

I'm 25 bitch, now just give me that damn insurance reduction. And it is the age of 25, so my insurance agent says.

I was pleasantly surprised at work today when my T gave me a goofy spooks halloween brownie cake. It had 'bugs' on there made out of gummie worms, spiders of marshmellow and licorice, caterpillars out of gum drops, creepy eyes and what not. She also gave me cute Halloween decorations because I was asked to take down my Halloween lights yesterday. That's what sent me over the edge from serenity to anger. Now that everyone in the office now knows what happened, they are all upset. I think I might be able to do something if they're rigged to an alternative power source, like batteries. Must investigate this.

My roommate, P. Diddy, gave me the awesomest thing that I've been wanting for a while. It's a Vodka Service Set. It appeals to the alcoholic and chemist inside me. I have been wanting this thing for a long, long, long time! You're the mother fucking man!

My boss, Tracy, she rocks. She gave me an authentic card from the 70's. It's adorable. Also she gave me a key chain with a skeleton that collapses in on itself which is also glow in the dark. Along with a print she worked on, she's an artist, that was a Norman Rockwell painting of a woman holding a phone gossiping but instead of the phone she put in a Rat and titled it, "Who gives a Rat's Ass".

I don't think I could have any better of a day. As long as I'm not asked to take down the rest of my decorations. Damn stupid Mongorians breaking down my Schitty wall!

01:25 PM

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Posted by: Mackieman at October 11, 2002 10:10 AM

Posted by: andy at October 12, 2002 12:56 PM

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