bitterdiva

Patchouli anti-stink bombs

A strange conversation about a guy blasting off stink bombs in a cafetaria. I immediately come up with the idea of patchouli stink bombs for when someone does lay the bomb done in a restroom. At least you don't have to smell someone else's shit. I don't think that there's anything worse in the world than walking into the bathroom and being hit with the stale, pungent scent of fecal matter that exited someone else's brown eye. My own poop? Well my shit don't smell like roses but it's apart of me so I'm proud of it. =)

As for what I've been up to lately. Break from school, illness, Easter, bitchass coworkers, getting shafted, interrupted sleep, and KITTIES! There's nothing that brings out the paternal instinct in Chupanibre or my roommate than newly born kittens. I still think he'd make an awesome father some day to a human but he believes that felines are better in that 8 weeks is the equivalent of 18 years homosapien style.

Mmmmm heartburn!

09:52 AM

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