bitterdiva

Don't bet your life on it

So it's a good thing that I don't bet my life on the absent record of coworkers. I would fail. 10:45 the secretary calls in, her stomach isn't feeling great. Well you know what beyotch, mine never feels great. In fact I have suffered through one of your stomach virii and I still came to work. I even have the wonderful big pink bottle of stomach elixir, Pepto, in my drawer for such things. Take a hint from my roommate: invest in some Immodium. I guess the common theme of the day is investment.

Here's a list thus far: alarm clock, Pepto, Immodium, a life insurance policy, and a clue.

The good out of all of this, the big boss has finally taken to writing down such absences to deal with them at a later time. That's good right?

11:18 AM

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